Not really doing my job, am I?

Behold one and all, Askiisoft's newest production - Pause Ahead! [link]

A spiritual companion to Tower of Heaven, this was our entry into the 2012 MolyJam competition, based upon the tweets of Peter MolyDeux, a joke account critiquing Lionhead Studio's former boss and his pie-in-the-sky design philosophy. Use the pause button for something besides going to the bathroom or pulling up GameFAQs, as you solve physics puzzles and dodge death by manipulating time itself! Fans of hardcore platformers like Meat Boy will get a kick outta this one.

Whew. Now that that's out of the way, let me be clear about one thing: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS GAME'S CREATION. ~FrankieSmileShow did the graphics for it, the Jam being in Canada and all. So please stop e-mailing me about ports and such. We'll have the site updated soon enough with additional contact info.